I just don’t get it, why the appeal, and his harem of celebrity hotties ???

I just don’t get it…..I saw by defult a John Mayer play a live concert, I was at a L.A radio stations Holiday concert events called JingleBall. I see this dishelved looking guy come on stage, like he had just woke up, and in a dirty stoner slacker kind of way, than a Brad Pitt, at the Four Seasons. The crowd goes nuts, girls screeming like Beetle Mania. He starts off with the only song I know of his “your body is a wonderland” sounds like a homage to pubecent boys fawning over Pam Anderson. I think, for God sake, this guy needs my stylist service stat !

Bathroom time for me, I’m bored already. He is just standing alone on stage, pulling these faces as he sings, there are no better words to describe it that he was going #2 after being on pain meds for a few days, which is kind of like birthing a dolphin, out the wrong hole, aaahhhmmm, got the visual ???? Girls coming running in the bathroom, all excited and looking for other people/strangers to share their excitements, not me. “is’nt he so hot ?” one chubby girl wearing jeans ala cupcake style, me being the blunt and honest type I reply “no, and he needs a bath and a hair wash” which was not the kind of response she was obviously looking for, she gave me a dirty, what’s wrong with you are you a lezer ? I take my seat, hoping his crooning is almost over. I wonder if this is a well thought out ensemble he is wearing ? if the powers that be at his record company, thought, hey, make him look like some dog walker/slacker guy, and put french fry grease on his face, and thru his hair, and let him sleep in his clothes for days on a tour bus, and bingo, he will appeal to everyone, even the Mothers who want to take him in, do his laundry and make him a home cooked meal….then re-enact the Graduate. Personally, I like to make an effort and dress up, its kind of a “special occasion” to perform in front of thousands of people, don’t dress like you are helping a friend move………..You can be soulful puppy dog with clean hair and an outfit that is casual but hip - sorry, channeling my inner stylist

My question is - how does he snare all these =super hot and got their shit together, all more famous and earning more than him, =chicks in, and then they seem to get dumped and left crying in the fetal position listening to “Your body is a wonderland” over and over again. While checking TMZ in case he has already photographed with some other celeb, and they are off shagging in Paris/London/Rome/Robertson Blvd.

Here is my take, he lures them in, sings them songs, then when he is comfortable, comes out dressed as a woman, or worse, there has to be some deal breaker that keeps coming up, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Anniston, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Camron Diaz, now that is every straight males ultimate dating rap sheet. Does he come out in a stuffed bear outfit like this, with a little hole for his “bear paw” ? personally, I could not get into that…but I saw a show on late night t.v says that they have conventions and dating sites for people who do… do you ?

All I know, is I have met guys, I think they are the best thing since sliced bread, everything is going peachy, and then they spring something on me, broad siding me. I know it won’t work out, so I have to say “SEE YA”

Everybeen in that predicament ? yes ? well, belive me you are not alone.

You got to kiss SO many frogs, and my big overinflated lips are GREEN !