Cougar, who came up with this word ?. The first time I heard it, it sounded offensive. I was approached to do some Reality pilot. I am not a Cougar, or a MILF, and I thought at the time, don’t like younger guys. The biggest age difference has been 1 1/2 years, gasp, what a cradle robber !. Still trying to live down smooching (only ! what kind of Minx do you think I am ?)  the 23 year old son, of “names removed to prevent the innocent, or get me sued” poor kid was smitten.

After shopping the female shoppers version of a Male Revue, Abercrombie and Fitch, I think I might have changed my mind.

I am at the Grove Mall here in Los Angeles, I approach the Abercrombie Store, and there are 3 male employee “greeters” at the entrance, one guy has his shirt off. Let’s just say, his body was as cut and perfect as the Absolute Hunk. I As I enter the store, wondering if there are lap dances available inside ? They do have those leather arm chairs, they would be perfect. The music is always pumping and perfect for some male exotic entertainment. I feel a little embarrassed staring and walking by Mr Shirt off young man with wash board abs and those hair free cut muscles…aaahhhhmmm, excuse me, I got carried away. I ask “oh whats the occasion ?” to which he replies in his best surfer dude voice “just hanging out”. Well then Mr. Shirtoff - Come hang out at Minx in the City, and maybe I’ll make you my Official Cabana Boy, he, he.

Every guy working there was cuter than the next. I leave the store, feeling ashamed for even thinking saucy thoughts involving tequila shots and washboard abs, hic. Got me thinking, hey, maybe I should give this cougar thing a shot. After last weeks fix up attempt with John Holmes look-a-like Hawk Eye guy, with the comb over, I am leaning more towards it. I don’t want to go too young, maybe 28+ ? in case Datelines NBC Chris Hansen comes into the kitchen, camera crew and chat log in hand. YIKES.

Chris Hensen says = “You showed up with champagne, caviar and 2 hot bitch Chihuahuas, lady what kind of Cougar are you ? ” A Minxy Cougar” I will reply.

So, should I ??