Minx wears her Kabbalah string proudly, part as a fashion statement, and part cause I need all the positive energy I can get, and someone protect me from those evil eyed haters ! I am at Starbucks, putting my Splenda in, and this creepy guy slithers up. He was just not making the Minxy cut, we likey men who find us charming and enchanting, not deal closers. He is racking his brain to come up with a catchy line, he mutters ARE YOU

JEWISH ?

Pointing towards my RED STRING bracelet. No, I’m not, hoping that answer would make him run, as he could only date a Jewish girl. I study

Kabbalah, I tell him

he replies,

maybe we could study sometime ?

By this point, the imaginary boyfriend appears, we all have them, right girls ?

I live with my boyfriend ( hes a Swat Team Sniper, he,he, not)and he would not be comfortable with that

He does not seem discouraged by this, I pretend to have a phone call and bolt.
Study sometime ? please. He needs to study Minx’s Charm School, especially my upcoming tips for men, that girls don’t have the balls to tell you. Feisty Minx is famous for calling a spade a spade.