I just know this post will be the silliest you will read today. This thing has taken up residence in my sprawling penthouse apartment, right by my new Sony Bravia 46″ HDTV ( oh, I’m such a show off, I know ) every night, when it’s time to relax and hang with the girls, Paris and Tinks. This Cricket ?, I don’t know what the hell it is starts with that noise, its like I am in the Jungles of the Amazon, or at the start of Pirates of the Caribean at Disneyland. All freaking night this thing does its thing, and when I go hunt for it, it goes quiet. Its been 4 nights now, what is the life expecdancy of one of these things, and can’t it see I cracked open the patio door so he could LEAVE ?
I hate people that show up at my house empty handed ( champagne, wine, cocktails prefered over flowers please )and that goes for you too Mr Noisemaking insect.
See told it was silly.
UPDATE - hope I am not jinx it it, but last night, it was all quiet….no Amazon jungle at Minx’s Lair.

Yep, I jinx it, either he went on a food run, or what, but the little noisy bugger is back ! someone call the Cricket  relocator.