AND BABY MAKES 4…..

Let me set the scene….it was like a movie…our eyes met across the room, he smoothly approaches at the bar. This guy is MINX-WORTHY, he is just gorgeous, we start having this amazing conversation, we just click, chemistry, sparks flying. You know what I am talking about, right ? It does not happen very often, I was SO excited. Alas, my Love Story ends there. BOOM, reality check, a very pregnant attractive female, sporting a blinged...  Read More »

“DO YOU SWING ???”

I just got off the phone after talking my heartbroken girlfriend off the ledge. Poor girl meets this 30 something Lawyer type guy, the go out on the first date, she is smitten and already picking out engagement rings, come the second date, she is home early on the phone to me, devastated. Why ? the husband to be leans over and whispers in her ear, “Do you swing ?” We have all been in the predicament of hearing something we are...  Read More »

UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS ANYONE ?

Minx fancies herself as a bit of a therapist, I tend to be the go to person to be “talked off the ledge” - maybe not so much after this “Breach of Sob Story Violation”   I have to sit and listen to this “new to Los Angeles” guy ( over 30 gasp, and should know better ) Wallowing in self pity, bitching about L.A women. Everyone who crosses my path gets a nickname, lets call this guy Sad Sam. Ordinarily,...  Read More »

ON YOUR BIKE YOU PEDDLER…………

I AM ABOUT TO VENTURE INTO THE LAND OF COUGARISM…drum roll please. Then I am slapped in the face by reality, when Cougar Prey #1 announces he has no car, limited budget as he just moved out here to act, and maybe I could invite him over for a movie, as he was on a limited budget….oh, almost forgot, he is staying with friends, traslations = sleeping on their sofa in North Hollywood ( not so ritzy part of town ) Pity, as he was...  Read More »

KABBALAH STUDY DATE ? IS THAT KOSHER ?

Minx wears her Kabbalah string proudly, part as a fashion statement, and part cause I need all the positive energy I can get, and someone protect me from those evil eyed haters ! I am at Starbucks, putting my Splenda in, and this creepy guy slithers up. He was just not making the Minxy cut, we likey men who find us charming and enchanting, not deal closers. He is racking his brain to come up with a catchy line, he mutters ARE YOU JEWISH...  Read More »

POST TRAUMATIC SHOPPING DISORDER ! - Caused by dragging men shopping

Do you drag your man shopping with you, or are you a man who is dragged ? I just got in from the mall tonight, and I never have seen so many miserable guys slumped in corners, loitering around fitting rooms, all with a bored, painful look on their face, as if to say, “I REALLY hate shopping !”  Read More »  Read More →